- I reblog something
- Followers: reblog
- Followers: reblog
- Followers: reblog
- Followers: reblog
- I post something:
- Followers:
- Followers:
- Followers:
- Followers: ...
- Me: guys
- Me: hey guys
- Normal people: What a lovely home you have
- Me: Whats your wifi password?
When I’m really famous I’m gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses
Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”
And saying sentences that include ‘ship’
And physically dramatic ‘NO’s
So that y’all can easily gif me
You’re welcome
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.
- mum: why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- mum: you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you
- me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
- me: okay let's do it
- Me: Ugh I have to get up for school
- Me: Come on, get up
- Me: GET THE FUCK UP
- Me: Okay I'm up
- Me: Should I wear this... or this?
- Me: ugh I don't know
- Me: Is it gonna be hot today?
- Me: Omg ugh I forgot to put socks on UGH
- Me: I hate my life
- Me: Omg I just wanna sleep
- Me: *looks in the mirror* EW I LOOK TERRIBLE
- Me: Why am I talking to myself
i hate bugs when im rich and i see a bug in my house im just going to leave and buy a new house
- other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :'(((
- me: adios bitchachos
i wish all my followers and I are friends in real life
